This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it
“This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.” – Unknown
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot
“9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.” – Unknown
You tell me not to lie but if I walked around telling the truth all the time, a lot of people’s feelings would be hurt
“You tell me not to lie but if I walked around telling the truth all the time, a lot of people’s feelings would be hurt.” – Unknown
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
“Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” – Unknown
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” – Louis Hector Berlioz
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run
“Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.” – Jumbo Elliott
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life
“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.” – Muhammed Ali.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happ
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie
“If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.” – Unknown